Shitty Pants Jim is revealed to the viewing public

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: June 8, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
6-08-06
My name is Shitty Pants Jim. They call me that because I constantly shit my pants, and my name is Jim.
Why do you constantly shit your pants, Shitty Pants Jim?
Because I love the feeling of warm poo poo running down my leg!
POO POO? GROW UP! YOU'RE 37 YEARS OLD!