Captain Bacon Face vs. The Screaming Crab

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: November 20, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
11-20-06
I am so embarassed. I moaned during my prostate exam.
AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Wh....What's going on?
AAAUUGHH!!!! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
A fortnight later...
And now that you know the full story, you can see why I had to kill him.
Hey, I'm not judging you.