Captain Bacon Face is the assistant manager at Dairy Queen

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: December 8, 2006

by DarkwingDuck
12-08-06
I am famished! Do you serve eggs benedict?
Of course we don't, you stupid idiot!
Well, I never expected such service at a fine eatery like Dairy Queen!
Excuse me a second, sir....
HEY, YOU! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THE SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINE!