Who is more hardcore: Captain Bacon Face or Prof. Pirate?

Author: DarkwingDuck

Date: February 19, 2007

by DarkwingDuck
2-19-07
I'm so hardcore, I ate a whole jar of peanut butter, and I wasn't even that hungry!
I'm so hardcore, I once wrote a rock opera about a specific episode of Nash Bridges!
Well, I'm so hardcore, when I eat Cheestrings, I just take whole bites instead of peeling it!
UGH! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!