WOW.

Author: DarrenS

Date: January 27, 2008

by DarrenS
1-27-08
Hello, and welcome back to "Action News". There was a fire today in the city of Chicago. There was only one survivor.
Here is the survivor now. WOW! The firemen rescued you? WOW! Why firemen?! Why?! I have a black girlfriend!
Is she the one who lives on Maple Street?
Yes.
Oh. You don't have a girlfriend anymore. She's dead. I killed her.