One fine day in the rectory

Author: DarthBudzy

Date: October 15, 2003

by DarthBudzy
10-15-03
Afternoon, Our Lady of Rectal Intrusion Church. . .
Thank you, lord, for the smooth, flawless skin of prepubescent boys. . .
All right, Father McFeely, we've been getting some complaints again. Anything you'd like to tell me?
What the fu--OH! Officer O'Reilly! What a pleasant surprise! I was just administering some "faith healing" to this young lad here. . .
With an erection?
Can I put my pants back on now?
Bah, you may as well. By the time I get out of jail, you'll be twenty, and that's just two damn old for me.