All comics by DarthSkywalker

 

What my friends will be like in 20 years by DarthSkywalker 12-17-05
Me It's Leonard Nimoy! In all my years of going to conventions he has never been at one!Now I can die in peace!	Andrew Welcome to Hippie-fest 2025,I'm your host "Friend of Wolves". This years theme is "hug a tree".	Josh and Austin(ther're twins) I told you to cut the BLUE wire! Now look at what you did! Blue Wire!?! You said the RED wire!

 

What my friends will be like in twenty years part 2 by DarthSkywalker 12-17-05
Skyler General we're surrounded! what are your orders? Do what ever you want! I'm about to beat the final level!	Chris I can't believe after 34 years I'm still not potty trained!	Helmsley I've finaly done it! I have turned man into monkey! How does it feel? How does it feel!?! I'll tell you how it feels! I...have this sudden urge to eat a banana.

 

When a dum person meets an alien by DarthSkywalker 12-17-05
Take me to your leader! Wow! That's a awsome costume.It looks so real!	TTTTTTHHHHHHHPP!!	And with realistic fart noises! I want one!

 

Signs you have been waiting for your turn too long

Jack had been waiting a long time to to play Zombies from Mars Just a few more minutes!

by DarthSkywalker, 12-17-05

 

Temptation

To grafitti or not to grafitti that is the question.

by DarthSkywalker, 12-18-05

 

Unwanted Company by DarthSkywalker 12-18-05
What do you got there? Chicken feed.		Need a roommate?

 

A doctors nightmare by DarthSkywalker 12-20-05
Time for yor flu virus shot!	Or we could just skip to the paperwork and say this never happened!

 

A nerd in the real world

The result of playing X-box 360 too much This is a lame simulation!

by DarthSkywalker, 12-20-05

 

A nerd in the real world 2

After playing Grand Theft Auto too much. It dosn't matter. After I'm arrested there will be a flash of light and then i'm back on the streets without having to pay bail.

by DarthSkywalker, 12-21-05

 

Santa's pre-flight check by DarthSkywalker 12-21-05
Well Comet the toys have been made and the slay is ready for flight. Now it's time to leave the North Pole.	You're forgetting something Santa. What?	The slay dosn't have a bathroom. Oh. Pardon me i have to...tell Mrs. Clause goodbye.

 

A fishes reaction to a mob hit

BBBBMMMMGGGGG!!!!! Man, the littering problem gets worse everyday!

by DarthSkywalker, 12-21-05

 

When hypnotism backfires by DarthSkywalker 12-21-05
When I snap my fingers you will be at the Grand Canyon.	snap	Ooo.What pretty colors. This happens everytime.

 

A very unjolly Santa by DarthSkywalker 12-22-05
Ho!Ho!Ho! Why arn't you wearing a Santa Suit? Ha Ha Ha!	Some baby threw up on it and it's at the cleaners. And if you don't stop laughing i'm gonna put you on the notty list!	And Merry Christmas to you too!! Mommy!!!!!!

 

A lawers dream

There's gonna be some lawsuits after this!

by DarthSkywalker, 12-22-05

 

Santa's side trip by DarthSkywalker 12-23-05
Welcome to McDonalds how can I help you? I would like a three big macs, two orders of fries,a milkshake,and 12 big kids meals.	Here,are you happy? I was supposed to be in Canada two hours ago!

 

Christmas Complictions

I ran out of magic dust for the. Reindeer

by DarthSkywalker, 12-23-05

 

What to do with a traitor by DarthSkywalker 12-24-05
We have breaking news to report. Because he has been giving company secrets to rival news agencies my coanchor must be eliminated. What!?		And now, here's John with the weather.

 

Revenge of the Mailman by DarthSkywalker 1-14-06
After years of abuse,Bob decided to go on the offensive against the dog on 2nd Street. He won't see it coming! Just a few more steps....

Showing page 1.