Based on another true story

Author: Dash4814

Date: April 13, 2005

by Dash4814
4-13-05
So Mitch almost cheated on Maria last night.
What happened?
He brought this girl upstairs and they started messing around, but check it out: he couldn't get it up.
Why not?
He kept closing his eyes and seeing Maria's face.
I've been using that method to kill boners in class for years.