I Know it's early, but what the hell...

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: November 19, 2002

by DaveMonkey
11-19-02
Errr look, kid. I dunno how to tell you this...
You're a big boy now, so I guess it's time for you to know the truth...
Kid, your parents don't exist. It's me that gets your presents all along...
No, you're lying! They do exist! They do!