Mandy, meet Dave...

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: January 21, 2003

by DaveMonkey
1-21-03
Hi! You must be DaveMonkey. I've heard so much about you. I bet you heard about me, haven't you? What have you heard?
Was it about the time I spat semen in a monkey's face? Well, I'm damned if I'm gonna swallow a monkey's jungle juice...
Several Hours Later...
...Or that dead guy? He wasn't really dead! Boy did I get a shock, I was humping him at the time...
...Take one down, pass it around. Thirty six bottles of cyanide on the wall...