Something You don't Hear Everyday...

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: January 24, 2003

by DaveMonkey
1-24-03
Are you ignoring me?
Not really, I'm just preoccupied with attempting to grow a tumour...
Fair enough... Hey! Did I ever tell you about the time I had sex with my sister?
I don't care what she said. I didn't do anything of the sort...
Couldn't you at least just pretend you did? Please, I need this...