How to Socially Interact: Part 1

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: March 3, 2006

by DaveMonkey
3-03-06
Hello, and welcome to part 1 of 'How to socially interact'. Here we have DavMonkey. He will show us the do's and do-not's. See that Girl over there? Go over there and introduce yourself...
...Remember to do it politely and pay due attention to her reply. You may need it for further conversations...
Me Dave. You fine ass. Me make white stuff and flick it on you.
Now do you see where you went wrong? Can you see why that uniformed gentleman wants to take you with him?
Me sorry...