Anus and Anus

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: December 14, 2006

by DaveMonkey
12-14-06
I have a riddle for you.
Right, go on.
I can stand, yet cannot walk. I weep, yet I cannot see. I have a helmet, yet I have no head...
Mm-hm...
..And I can go in your mouth. What am I?
Uncle Joe?