What the Phuck!?!

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: January 29, 2002

by DaveMonkey
1-29-02
"Sometimes a thought hits you..."
"...A thought of such awesome simplicity, that you cannot fathom how you never thought of it before..."
"...Like how am I managing to perch comfortably on only half a bench?"
Son, I'm gonna have to ask you to quit fuckin' with the laws of nature.