Movie Theatre

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: February 22, 2002

by DaveMonkey
2-22-02
Raiders of the Lost Fart
"Hi. I am DaveMonkey Jones, and I'm searching for the Fart of the Covenant. I'd crack my whip, but I haven't got one..."
"...And I am random female lead #1. I will aid you in your quest, and also provide a little poon-tang if required..."
*FART!*
"When you said you'd help me, you weren't kidding..."
"Looks like I found it!"