Movie Theatre III

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: February 22, 2002

by DaveMonkey
2-22-02
DaveMonkey Jones and the Daft Crusade
"I am now looking for the Holy Grail, which may lead to capture, torture, and eventual hot Nazi sex. I never seem to learn, do I?"
"I am your Dad. Being different from the female leads, I help you by causing hilarious accident to happen... to you."
"Wanna go for a coffee instead, Dad?"
"Yeah, fuck it. We never get to keep the thing, anyway."