The People you Meet...

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: February 27, 2002

by DaveMonkey
2-27-02
DaveMonkey goes out for a walk...
"Something for the weekend, sir?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Your ladyfriend over there, sir. Is she a goer? Is she up for it? eh, sir? Is she a mad donkey-fucker sir. Is she?"
3 Hours Later...
"...Likes girl on girl, does she? S & M, eh? Love a bit of the old golden shower? Take it up the Tradesmans? etc etc..."
"Allah kill me..."