More Improbable Jobs

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: February 27, 2002

by DaveMonkey
2-27-02
This Week: Superhero!
"Uh-oh, the orphanage is burning down!"
"Oh no! You must go and save them!"
"Now to change into my alter-ego. Sick-o-Boy!!"
"Hurry, Dave! They're starting to burn!"
10 Minutes later...
"Fucking Zip! Why do they have to be skin tight?!?"
"They're going a sort of crispy brown, now..."