God Told me to Write this Strip, so don't Blame me...

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: March 1, 2002

by DaveMonkey
3-01-02
"Dude, you know you're black and white, right?"
"This has been pointed out to me on several occasions, yes."
"Were you in 'Clerks' or something?"
"'Raging Bull', Actually. Third crowd member on the right. I never saw a penny off royalties..."
"So what, you're getting a part in the new Matrix movie?"
"Oh, don't I wish. I fall down slowly and get shot at on a regular basis, but do I get paid for the privelage? Do I fuck..."