Canine Confrontation...

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: March 6, 2002

by DaveMonkey
3-06-02
"Now listen, pooch-in-pants. I've had complaints from Trish and Sminky that you are a dog from the nether regions of hell..."
"...And not a circus pup, which your previous owner claimed you were. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Woof?"
"Don't try to confuse me with your buzz-words and mumbo-jumbo, doggie."