Satan's Little Helper

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: March 6, 2002

by DaveMonkey
3-06-02
"Well?"
"I told him straight. I said 'Naughty boy. Don't let me catch you being evil again!' and that was that."
"Considering how well you deal with people on a regular basis, I'd say this was the least effective method you've used."
"So you say. When I said that, he put his tail between his legs and whimpered."
"You do know the tag on his collar say's 'If lost, please return to Hades', right?"
"...I mean, he grew horns and spat flaming hairballs at me, but I thought that was part of his act..."