Ele-Mental: It's What's for Dinner!

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: March 14, 2002

by DaveMonkey
3-14-02
"Who are you?"
"As I have said before, I am the Ele-Mental. The force of God almighty."
"God?"
"Indeed. Wherever Satan sends his minions, there shall I be."
"If that's the case, how do you explain the Backstreet Boy's continued existence?"
"We're working on that..."