Geordie Cinema (with subtitles)

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: October 29, 2002

by DaveMonkey
10-29-02
J. Witness: Excuse me, have you let the lord into your life? DaveMonkey: Er... Well, you know...
How, marra! Dae ya need the big man in ya life?
Why, ye knaa how it gans...
J. Witness: No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? DaveMonkey: I've been busy. Leave me alone.
Na, Ah divvent. Ye ganna lerrus knaa, or what?
Ah've been geet busy. Leavus alairn.
J. Witness: Do you want to go for a drink? DaveMonkey: Ah, that's a question I can answer!
Are ya gannin' doon Toon the neet?
Ah, now that's summit ah can awnsa!