Anime Cinema: Part Two

Author: DaveMonkey

Date: November 1, 2002

by DaveMonkey
11-01-02
Today: IKEA
I'm Shotaro Kaneda. I'm the hero of this piece, and I must stop my friend Tetsuo from destroying Neo-Ipswich...
I am the aforementioned friend that Kaneda speaks of. I have psychic powers, and must search out the mythical Ikea, who is more powerful than I...
Look, it's a fucking swedish furniture store. Why bother?
Well, I'm scheduled to turn into a blob any minute now, so I'd better scrap that idea.