All comics by DeathByPencil

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
SuckSuckStyle meets MrCupp
Hey, Jeff!
What's up, Tessa?
I think I have a penis...
...Tessa?
Am I more indie than you?
Thou hast much to learn, young Tessa...

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
Howdy, pardner. I'm Garth Brooks!
Hmmm... I think I like country music now....
AND THE THUNDER ROOOOOOOOOOLLLLS AND THE LIGHTNING STRIIIIIIIIIKES
Hey, do you know Dave Matthews?
I suuuure do, little lady.
Sweet! I like him too now!

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
Hi! I'm Kenzie! heehee! Can you get me a date with Ariel? I'll sell you my soul!
Sure. Just sign here...
Hi Ariel! heehee! Want to see my panties? I like Playboy and I think feminists suck!
Do you like the Cure and U2? 'Cause if you don't, I can't like you....
3 years later....
Hey Ariel! What the hell are you doing here?
Aw, man! I sold my soul too! I didn't want to be lonely for the rest of my life!

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
Hi! My name's Becca! Wanna fuck?
heh heh heh... sure baby!
I like anal
me too, sweetheart.
God, I love sluts!
Follow me...

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
D00D! THAT'S WACK! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME! I'M THE WEBMASTER OF NETPHORIA!
Calm down, sir.
FUCK YOU, PIG!
That's it. You have the right to remain silent!
D00D... who's gonna take care of Netphoria while I'm in jail?
What ya in fer, sweetheart? C'mere 'n let Pappy make ya feel better.

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
Hey, Ammy... isn't that Ariel, the guy you used to go out with?
Huh?
God.. yeah, it is him! Tell me when he puts that screwdriver away!
I'm so suave. Watch me win Ammy back with my screwdriver skills.
Dude... I'll let you know when he does...
I told you to tell me when he put the screwdriver away!

 

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
Hi, I'm a netphorian named ZERO. I think System of a Down sound like linkin park.
I don't know why anyone doesn't like me... I try and use words that aren't in my vocabulary.
*sigh*

 

by DeathByPencil
2-20-02
I love you
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HAHAHA! Just kidding!
Now that's comedy!

 

by DeathByPencil
2-20-02
So, ummm... like today I went to the bathroom and you wouldn't believe what I saw! It was like, timothy mcveigh's ghost! He was wearing a red hat and a g-string with my name on it! heehee!
mmhmm
And then I saw him and danced, even though I don't dance! heehee! I think I'm in love with him. Do you think he'll say yes if I ask him to marry me, even though usually the man asks the woman?
Suze?
Yes, Julio?
*mumble* I love you...

 

by DeathByPencil
2-22-02
Hey Brad, can you do me a comic about me?
Uh... sure...
Hey Brad, can you make a comic about me? And why in God's name do you look like Kid Rock?
Hey Brad, can you make a comic about me? And why in God's name do you look like Kid Rock?

 

by DeathByPencil
2-22-02
Hey Brad, can you do me in a comic?
Uhhh... what?
stripcreator.com - can you make a comic with me in it? and you look a bit different... did you lose weight and shave?
I've been doing crack.
...
Uhhh... what?

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