HumanReplicaDroid sells her soul

Author: DeathByPencil

Date: February 14, 2002

by DeathByPencil
2-14-02
Hi! I'm Kenzie! heehee! Can you get me a date with Ariel? I'll sell you my soul!
Sure. Just sign here...
Hi Ariel! heehee! Want to see my panties? I like Playboy and I think feminists suck!
Do you like the Cure and U2? 'Cause if you don't, I can't like you....
3 years later....
Hey Ariel! What the hell are you doing here?
Aw, man! I sold my soul too! I didn't want to be lonely for the rest of my life!