Granny and the Dog

Author: DeathMarmot

Date: April 17, 2003

by DeathMarmot
4-17-03
Back in my day, dogs didn't have balls to roll on, on account of Wilson putting an embargo on Latvia, the Ball Capital of the World, as we used to call it. Anyway, dogs had to roll on tires....
...or turned over garbage cans. Balls couldn't even be inflated, with the Great Air Shortage and all, heck, we used to only be able to inhale. Exhaling got us fined two 8-cent bronze pieces!
I just pooed myself
Me too.