Seriously, why on Earth do they say it?

Author: Deaths_Head_II

Date: June 27, 2004

by Deaths_Head_II
6-27-04
" So I was minding my own buisness when my friend came out of no where and said... "
Hey Josh, guess what? I had Reeses for breakfast!
Yeah, so what? Why are even telling me what stupid thing you had for breakfast?
But guess what? It wasn't candy, it was Reeses Puffs cereal!
Dude, seriously, I don't give a damn if it was candy or poison.
Reeses Peanut Butter Puffs! Part of a good breakfast!
Hmmm...maybe it would have been better if you had the poison instead...