Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble

Author: DecayingMind

Date: October 19, 2003

by DecayingMind
10-19-03
Aww, look at this. I got a love letter from my girlfriend...
Oh really? What does it say?
"Dear stupid mother fucker, Never talk to me again. I hate you. If I had a dick I would make you suck it till you choked to death. You're a douche bag. Love, Susie
How sweet of her.
I know, she always writes cute notes like this for me.
I think you overlooked my sarcasm.