Necronomicon Monthly

Author: DeeJay

Date: April 4, 2001

by DeeJay
4-04-01
Hey, dude. Whatcha readin'?
Oh this? This is my 'Necronomicon Monthly' newsletter. They showcase a spell every month, and I was just checking it out.
Uh, you don't actually think that shit works, do ya?
ZENOXESE, PIOTH, OXAS ZAEGOS, MAVOC NIGORSUS, BAYAR! HEECHO! YOG-SOTHOTH! YOG-SOTHOTH!! YOG-SOTHOTH!!!
AAAHHHHH!!!!
Aww fuck it, these things never work...