Applying for the "Ugly, scary and 24/7" job...

Author: DeeSnider

Date: August 29, 2005

by DeeSnider
8-29-05
Based on true story...
Well, you got any special skills for the job?
Dunno, i've got something though that you may like...
OMG! That's nice move - you're hired for the job!
GAARRRGGHHH!!!
Now lets get you something really scary to wear!
YIPPEE! I just love halloween stuff!