Everybody Does it: Jesus Style

Author: DekayingMind

Date: May 23, 2004

by DekayingMind
5-23-04
Jesus, I'm having some hard times now and I've been praying for the last 6 hours. Why haven't you answered me?
Uh...I'm sorry...I was um... attending to some very important affairs...
No! I don't want some bullshit answer!
Look, I'm sorry, but I really don't want to talk about this.
Answer me dammit! Why weren't you there when I needed you!
I was on the toilet ok!