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by DemonKnight
12-09-02
Out to teach a lesson.
Hurry up I need to go play some CS and rape litttle newbies.
Alright son, just watch you have to creep up real slow on them like this.
Shhhhhh
OH, Hey there big guy be careful with that. Wait don't I know you from somewhere?
NO!
Wait yes, you're Big Butch you remember me don't you Greg Focker, from AL_Killeu High.

 

by DemonKnight
12-09-02
Dammit let me do this.
If you think you can handle it.
After bending over...
HEHEHE
What are you doing son?
MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!! HELP!!!

 

by DemonKnight
12-09-02
Nancy still in shock from what she has seen as she rounds the corner is frozen in fear.
Now what about her?
Well I'm out of gas. What do you want me to do about it?
Yep, still in shock.
FINE, I'll do it.

 

by DemonKnight
12-09-02
Still at the street corner trying to fix things.
Fixed that problem
Now what about her body?
Oh yea
I think I've got an Idea!
You remeber what happened last time you had an idea don't you?

 

by DemonKnight
12-09-02
You done chopping up the body, like I told you?
Yes
Then grab all the parts and put em in here.
Whatever
You missed one.

 

by DemonKnight
12-09-02
With body parts in hand Big Butch goes to dispose of them.
Where are we going?
At the Oscar Meyer Weiner Factory
Is that the stuff man?
Yea, it's what I called about
Shifty grabs the wrong box and doesn't pay attention.
Just drop the rest of this on the conveyor belt and I'll be done.
????Pudding????

 

by DemonKnight
12-12-02
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
???
What the hell was that?
No you Cigarette! You can't have AOP! =p

 

by DemonKnight
12-12-02
No one else is around
BBRRRRIIINNNNGGGG
NightBlade discovers he has been voted the sexiest Porn Star on the web and that he should go to claim his prize.

 

by DemonKnight
12-12-02
Tell me is my ass really that big?
Well it sure is the nicest ass I've ever seen.
Well?????
How am I supposed to know? Hurry and pull up your pants your in the middle of the street.
Wow, that's a nice ass!

 

by DemonKnight
12-12-02
Auroras HQ
At today's meeting we will be discussing the recent lack of interest in Auroras.
30 seconds later...
...And to end this meeting does anyone have any questions or comments?
Hello, is anyone there?

 

by DemonKnight
12-12-02
NightBlade runs to catch up with Slizer on the street...
Are you ready to get a bowl of noodles?
I guess???
What was that?
Wait, before you start yelling I just want you to know that I really thought this idea was going to work.
That's what you say about ALL your ideas!

 

by DemonKnight
12-13-02
What happened? Those bombs are getting closer to us!!!
What do you think it was another of NightBlade"s ideas.
Several Seconds later...
Milky??? Where the hell are you? Wait, where the hell am I?
Don't worry he's got a fate far worse than yours.
Oh my God! I'm trapped inside a game of Counter Strike!!! This must be heaven.
Sorry this ain't no heaven. You are sentenced to become one of the Italian chikens and only be destroyed over and over again. See here comes a player now.

 

by DemonKnight
1-11-03
John is faced with a big decision.
Okay, I'll say it one more time. I'll give you whatever you want right now on the spot and you can do with it whatever you like!
But I have to give you my soul right...
John likes both ideas but each will cost him an opportunity.
And "all" you want is a life of complete devotion?
Yes, but when you die you will have an eternity of bliss AND having whatever you want.
John realizes that right now his time is too valuable to waste and he was on his way to get a "free lunch."
What I really need is more time.
I'm just going to use my time wisely and trade-off getting whatever I want for now. Thanks anyways.

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