How to run away from the police

Author: Der1331

Date: May 7, 2003

by Der1331
5-07-03
Step 1: Realize the problem
I realize there is a police officer behind me.
Step 2: Attempt to talk your way our of it
Ah...
I realize my bad. I am sorry cop. I wont do it again.
Step 3: If all else fails, use the lighter...
Fuck.
Sucker.