The Obligatory "How They First Met" Strip

Author: Derangon

Date: June 10, 2004

by Derangon
6-10-04
w00t! I've got my Official Harry Potter Groupie Kit, and I have my phallic wand! Now to find my handsome Familiar, which I will use to soak up particularly heavy periods!
Humping the side panel... humping the side panel... YEAH, YEAH, YEEEEAAH!
BRRRRRRING!
Damnit, there's the bell, and I still haven't gotten an animal!!!
:o It's so... phallic... *Drools*
"Aww, who jizzed on this side-panel?! I just washed it, too!"
Umm... a squirrel with a boner. That's obviously magical. Hey, buddy- wanna be my Familiar?
Just a minute! Soo... phallic...