Unlikely Superheroes 1.

Author: Derangon

Date: June 19, 2004

by Derangon
6-19-04
Chronically Ill Man!
*Beep... beep... beep... beep... BEEEEEEEEEEE...*
Morbidly Obese Man!
Oi, you! Eh, burglar! I'ma kick your ass- once I can get offa mine... *Oof*
Old Man!
You whippersnappers, why I oughta... just let me get my cane... *Oof* I broke mah hip, dag nabbit!