Bible-Thumpers being thumped!

Author: Derangon

Date: June 22, 2004

by Derangon
6-22-04
No matter how lost you feel, Jesus will guide the way.
I'm not lost! I just need a goddamn boat!
You know, Noah was in a boat. He was sinless.
He was also penniless. And now he's dead.
Jesus was dead, too!
... I wonder how much I could sell that cross for on eBay?