Everybody Together Now... AWWWW.

Author: Derangon

Date: June 22, 2004

by Derangon
6-22-04
It was then that I realized that Dandruff and I were meant to be. The lingering embrace as he slyly humed my leg sent a shiver up my spine. It was almost as magical as that orgy with Daniel Radcliffe.
It was then that I realized that Alice and I were meant to be. The way she shaved her legs just for me... the way she employed me as her gyno... every six minutes... it sent a shiver up my spine.
Hey... why the creepy silence?
Oh... nothing. Just... um... fantasizing about Jessica Biel...