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Author: Derangon

Date: July 3, 2004

by Derangon
7-03-04
...And that little boy that nobody liked grew up to be... Cher. And now you know the rest of the story!
In other news, a girl named Alice is making her way across the country wearing a flambouyant robe.
Publicity stunt for the new Harry Potter movie...
Or just a nutcase? We'll let you decide with this exclusive footage.
AAAH... AAAHH... AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Okay, you win. I get the firewood.