Who Cares About Continuity?

Author: Derangon

Date: July 4, 2004

by Derangon
7-04-04
Frrring Frrring!
Damnit... this had better be important... I was busy lubeing up my hat!
Hello, friend! We've got an offer you can't refuse!
And why is that?
Because everytime you refuse, we'll feed you even more tantalizing lies until you're stuck buying something that promises to cure your pathetic life without actually fulfilling anything promised!!
Well... at least they're being honest now...