So Far, No Anal Rape Jokes.

Author: Derangon

Date: July 13, 2004

by Derangon
7-13-04
What did I do wrong, sir?
Well, for one, your technique is all wrong. It should come up under your legs, between your buttcheeks then enter your vagina. Here, let me show you.
Wait, I don't think you should do that!
You've got a SQUIRREL up there?!
You just HAD to travel there, didn't you?
*Humphumphump* Uhh... what?