Reasons to Get drunk

Author: DesertShark25

Date: October 20, 2005

by DesertShark25
10-20-05
Week 1
Why are you getting drunk tonight?
I just found out my brother is gay.
Week 2
Why are you getting drunk tonight now?
This time I found out my father is also gay.
Week 3
Getting drunk again? Does't anybody in your family like women?
Yeah, apparently my wife.