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by Designer_Fetus
1-12-01
Surprising enough, this is made not to suck...
What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
...
Meanwhile...
BITCH!
CUNT!!!
42!

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-12-01
Where'd that one girl go?
I killed that skank!
How'd you do that?
Well...
Like this. Slut.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-12-01
Deep underground...
Viva la Resistance!
An hour later.
A large nuclear device with the letters "T-N-T" scrawled across it was shot down a half hour ago...
Dammit!

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-12-01
I haven't the shittest clue to what that title means...
... with a penis in her hand going, "No, No, No, No."
It only goes to show...
Grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand going, "No, No, No..." It only went to show.
When the ambulance arrived...
There wasn't a cock alive!!!

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-12-01
Loopy!
Yes, Jesus?
Best Comic Still Inside!
What?
Time Let Out!
I'd leave now, but my neck's stuck.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-13-01
So it starts:
We've come for your pants.
And now for something completely different...
I'm waiting...

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-13-01
An infinite improbably factor of 30,200,392,920,040,276,042:
Ford, you're turning into an asian girl, stop it.
What?
... Multiplied by negative 3,026,436,319...
Oh... I can't even operate my digital watch, now.
Don't panic, this is perfectly probable considering our situation.
Probability Factor of: 1
Something tells me that there's still something wrong here.
Really? I hadn't noticed even the most sutble of changes.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-13-01
I'd just like to let everyone know that I've feeling rather depressed right now, no one would mind if I just curled up in the fetal position somewhere and rusted, would they? Of course, they wouldn't
Honestly, could anyone understand what it's like to be a robot programmed to be sad all the time? No, no you can't even begin to imagine my pain. I can feel it all along my left panel of diodes.
And don't even try to say you understand, I'm designed to be a million times smarter than humans. Perhaps that very fact is what makes me so depressed all the time. Oh, why bother. I'm leaving.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-14-01
Americanized DBZ
AHHHHH!!!
GAHHHHH!!!
Americanized Sailor Moon
Quickly Mini-Moon, we must save the dream mirror!
Quiet, bitch!
Americanized Gundam Wing
Eheheheheh... this new Gundam Wing Zero Alpha Omega Zod will certainly stop Miliardo Peacecraft's rebel fraction!
I feel pourly drawn...

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-14-01
I'm telling ya', you should be happy that you're not down there... with us.
Well, I see your point - but, I wish to be among all the "little people".
Ok, well, I warned you.
3 Months Later:
Look at this Lucifer! God's gonna be pissed!
I honestly didn't expect this.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-14-01
2 Hours Later:
Because of your actions, Lucifer. I am sentencing you to an eternity in Hell!
But, God... DAMMIT!
This is just fucking great. Damn him, damn his holy-ass.
...
What the FUCK are you looking at?!
Food.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-14-01
We can't be too obvious... can we?
So young... so fresh...
Why, h-hello, little girl.
PERVERT!

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-15-01
The New Characters debate about keeping Designer Fetus alive...
Can you believe it? They've caught on to his ripping-off of Douglas Adams.
Damn, they should hang him.
Well, it was a doomed project. I suppose we could make out, or ponder on what to do next.
No... this isn't fair.
You don't look like the rest of us...
U DEI AND IN HELL!!!111!!

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-16-01
"Wow! Look at those two, I better not get too close." - Steve Irwin
"Watch closely as the males size each other up!"
"Look at how they're hesitant to attack..."
Are we supposed to butt heads, now?
Can I call my agent?

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-17-01
I'm runnin' this into the ground.
Uh, hey... do you know where the pub is?
Up your ass!
You little bitch, lemme get my coat off. Then your ass is dead.
Wh-what'd you say?
I called you a little bitch.
I love you.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-17-01
It never lasts...
You do? You really do?
Yeah, no one ever said something like that to me before.
Well, that's too bad - because I don't.
What?!
Asshole. *sigh* Cute Asshole.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-20-01
Hi, I'm bongo. You may have seen me in many other comics. Yes, it is true. I am over used...
Hello, cock. I am used often in Designer Fetus's comics. I have a potty mouth, fucker.
You, see, we're here today to point out something about comic creators. Oddly enough, Big Evil Dan tends to point these sort of things out--
By interviewing us, and asking questions imaginary characters couldn't normally answer.
And that sits just fine with us.
Yeah, so fuck off Designer Fetus.

 

by Designer_Fetus
1-23-01
Well, it's very simple, Jerry. This goat-faced whore was in bed with my woman.
That's a lie! All your women look the same.
Terrin asks them to roll a short film he brought in.
We love you long time!
A hentai video?
...Oops.

 

by Designer_Fetus
2-01-01
Two head demons from other religions meet in front of the White House...
Necronomicon!
Satanic Bible!
Necronomicon!
Satanic Bible!
Secronomicon!
Natanic Bible!

 

by Designer_Fetus
2-01-01
Lovecraft Mythos, the Missing Volumes
Yeah, hi. I'm Cthulhu. You may remember me as one of the Ancient Ones.
Designer Fetus put me here as what we call a "sight gag". See. I was supposed to say something sexual to a little asian girl about my tentacles...
But I have self respect! And I will not stoop that low.
Freak!

 

by Designer_Fetus
5-14-01
My name is Forest...
I like animals...
Don't even think it, pal.

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