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Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 18, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-18-02
You're... You're not going to take me to hell for my evil, evil plots, are you? Give me another chance! I can change!
Let's be frank. Your attempts at evil doing have never accomplished anything. You couldn't hatch an evil plot to get a ham sandwich out of the refrigerator. You're the worst mad scientist ever.
So I'm going to heaven?
Well, no. Remember that time that homeless guy who said he was Jesus asked you for a dollar and you didn't give it to him? Well, he was Jesus. Also, I think you coveted your neighbor's wife once.
Well damn.