Vinnie The Virgin Chicken

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 21, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-21-02
Hey um, you wouldn't want to have sex with me, would ya?
but... you're a chicken.
I know, it's weird for me too, but I'm really desperate. I'm 30 and I'm still a virgin.
You've seriously never gotten laid before?
Well... once. But I was an egg.