Dr. Metacarpus' Vacation I

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 21, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-21-02
You know, that whole dying and going to hell experience made me realize something. In all my days of failed evil-doing, I've never fully lived my life.
I've blown up dogs, I've been raped by tentacles, I've burned midgets... and yet, I've never seen the world.
I'm going to take an indefinite hiatus. As my assistant, you shall take care of my laboratory while I am gone. I want you to make sure nothing goes wrong, Miss, um, what's name?
I don't know, the guy who writes this comic never gave me one.