It Sort Of Sounds Like A Joke, At First.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: January 3, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
1-03-03
So, a man walks into a bar with an inflatable chicken on his shoulder.
The bar tender asks what he'll have. And the man says "Quit staring at me! A man isn't free to take his inflatable chicken out to a bar anymore thanks to ignorant people like you!"
Why the hell are you telling jokes to an elephant?
Look, I'll tell jokes to elephants all I want! I won't have ignorant elephants like yourself telling me when I can and cannot tell jokes to elephants! I shall be persecuted no longer!!