Ah, goat-sucker humor.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: January 5, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
1-05-03
Say, what's in that jar over on the kitchen counter?
Oh, those are Chupa-Chups (TM). you know, the lollipops.
Yeah, well one of those "lollipops" just jumped out the window and sucked the life out of my pet goat!
Huh. that's odd... I'll go into the kitchen and check things out...
Wait a second... Chupacabra-Chups?? No wonder these things were on sale!