Teachers and critics all dance the poot.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: January 9, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
1-09-03
Meanwhile, in the home of a prominent movie critic...
Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my house?
I'm Kangaroo Jack.
Really? I went to a screening of your movie the other day. It sucked.
Yes, but I have a gun.
Point taken. Alright, I'll still give it a bad review, but I'll include one sentence that sounds sort of positive when taken out of context, so you can quote it in future ads for the movie.
It's a deal!!