Thanks For Bringing It Up Part Deux

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: January 15, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
1-15-03
So yeah, that time I had to sit through Coyote Ugly was the most horrible experience in my life.
Well it was a pretty bad movie, I guess.
I mean what the hell kind of stagefright only prohibits you from singing your own original songs, and can only be cured by a special guest appearance by Leann Rimes?
My mom had a case of stage fright exactly like that. Leann Rimes never showed up, and she was so embarrassed she stabbed herself to death with a q-tip. Thanks for bringing it up, dick!
Is there any bizarre tragic occurence that hasn't happened to your mom?
No.