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| So yeah, that time I had to sit through Coyote Ugly was the most horrible experience in my life. | |
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| Well it was a pretty bad movie, I guess. | |
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| I mean what the hell kind of stagefright only prohibits you from singing your own original songs, and can only be cured by a special guest appearance by Leann Rimes? | |
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| My mom had a case of stage fright exactly like that. Leann Rimes never showed up, and she was so embarrassed she stabbed herself to death with a q-tip. Thanks for bringing it up, dick! | |
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| Is there any bizarre tragic occurence that hasn't happened to your mom? | |
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